|I promise to my beloved that I will always love you and be |
your faithful partner... for better for worse, for richer or
poorer, or when the Bears / Bulls / Cubs / Sox /
Blackhawks are winning or losing, until death do us part, or
which ever of the above comes first....
I will be true and loyal to you, as well as faithful, same as a
fan of the Bears / Bulls / Cubs / Sox / Blackhawks, for
all the days of our lives and/or for however long it will take
our Bears / Bulls / Cubs / Sox or Blackhawks to win
another Superbowl, NBA Championship, World Series
or Stanley Cup!